Random Hump Day Thoughts

Random Hump Day Thoughts are today provided by Bertolli, because Katelin of Gorgeous Footsteps is trying to promote a fab product for work, and who doesn't want to help a friend out. Though, as she put it, "You don't have to whore yourself to my every blogging need." Oh Kate. Of course I do. And also, who doesn't like a guy named Rocco (NOT of Rocko's Modern Life fame, this is a man and not a wallaby we're talking about), especially if he's offering you wine and free food while some snazzy jazz plays in the background? So go here and watch a video. You can pretend he's cooking dinner for you, gazing dreamily into your eyes and thinking about how he'd rather ravage you instead of the delicious dish he's preparing. Watch it for Katelin. (And in all honesty, I HAVE had these pastas before...and they really aren't too bad if you don't have time to cook or are too lazy to cook real dinners, like certain people who may or may not be writing this post right now.)

Guys...I don't have any hump day thoughts today. Work has been crazy. My brain feels fried and I'm exhausted. And Wednesday will actually be over in a matter of minutes.

Actually, I take that back. There IS one thing that I want to share, for those of you who might still be looking for that special something for your special someone. And it is this:Yes, a teddy bear who has STRIPPED NAKED for you. I assume it comes with some sort of message like, "Hey sweet thang, I can't wait to get you into your birthday suit." Or maybe, "Look Ma! No pants!" Or even, "Hey! I'm not a stalker! I just want to talk! You have such pretty hair!" I bet you can come up with your own message too. No beating around the bush with this teddy. Just don't let your children play with it...that may lead to too many questions. Unless you own the book "Everybody Poops," in which case you could probably tie this in somehow with the made-up sequel called "Everybody Poops 2: PETA Presents the Story of the Bear Who Lived and Went On to Sell Charmin and Make Something of Himself," which is a politically-charged yet uplifting tale about the war against fur, how to rise above those serious challenges in life (like, being nude all the time), and excretion.

Happy Wednesday!