Celebrity Sighting

Tonight, I was driving home from a friend's house (we had just finished watching the first season of Lost on DVD and eating Oreos and mini-cheesecakes...all in all, a fabulous evening) and I was stopped at the light at the end of my exit ramp for-eeeev-er. As the number of cars began to increase behind me, I wondered if the light was broken. Or if I hadn't pulled forward far enough to trip the sensor thingermabob. I kept inching forward, waiting for my turn to go, when all of a sudden six (SIX!) sleek limousines swept through the intersection to get onto the highway. I live in downtown Columbus, so I figured something really big was going on. Because, you know, I live in COLUMBUS, where limos are used only for prom. And for...nope, only prom. As I sat there still waiting for the damn light to change, I began to think about who in the world could have been in those limos:

1. The queen. Hey, it could happen.
2. Arnold Schwarzenegger. Perhaps checking out a new place to host the Arnold Classic, loved and attended by bodybuilders the world over (though I quickly nixed that idea, because undoubtedly he has people to do that for him).
3. Bow Wow (ne Lil' Bow Wow) has finally come home! Ring the alarm for a ticker tape parade for our (one) local celebrity!
4. A nearby high school has decided to have prom a few months early. Maybe teenage drinking has become a huge problem and this is how the superintendent has taken matters into his own hands, throwing caution to the wind and telling his wife he'll be damned if he has to take away prom, no child deserves that, despite all the eggs that will be chucked at his house and toilet paper strewn in his trees because it's a Tuesday and fun proms just can't happen on Tuesdays.

And that's it. It crossed my mind that it could have been a musician of some sort who had just finished a concert, but it was only 9:45pm and what kind of concert ends that early?You know what kind of concert ends that early? THE HANNAH MONTANA CONCERT. Yeah. I totally saw Hannah Montana's--I mean, Miley Cyrus's limos leaving to go back to (I assume) the airport. Or a very posh airport hotel (is that an oxymoron?).

Two quick thoughts on all of this.
1. She is only 15 years old?!
2. Who the heck was in the other five limos?? And how can I be one of them?

No matter, I am going to tell all of my co-workers tomorrow that I saw Hannah Montana in person, because if the windows had been rolled down, that would have sooo been true.